Ray RomanoHaving children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
About This Quote
This quote is quite funny because it describes exactly what happens when you have children. You don't go to sleep, everything is broken, and you are constantly throwing up. The thing about having children is that you are constantly taking care of them. This is why it feels like you are living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything is broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
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